You Are The Undisputed Gold Medal World Champion in Bed
Need we say more? Really.
Your reputation precedes you, but not on the bathroom walls.
It’s more a word-of-mouth thing, and word is your mouth is the best.
Not in a slutty way, but a mind-blowing way.
Hey, you’ve got natural gifts so you may as well use them the way God intended, right?
And who’s to say God didn’t intend for you to make men whimper at your feet (or your neck or your ass?)
And if that ain’t heaven, what is?!