Dayo: So just toss in the onions?
Mami: Yes, but that’s way too much.
Dayo: No it’s not.
Mami: Sir, it will be all onions.
Dayo: I love the taste of onions.
Mami: So do I, but that’s a lot a lot.
Dayo: ** goes back to the counter and takes out half of what he was going to use** What about more garlic?
Mami: Dayo, there is such a thing as over seasoning.
Mami: Boy. Why are you like this?
Dayo: *** waaaaahhhhhh ***
Mami: *** waaaaaaaaaahhhhh ***
Dayo & Mami: *** mimimimimimimi ****
Dayo & Mami: ** 40 seconds of loud fake crying **
Dayo: ** laughing ** Our relationship is so cool.
Mami: Yes it is. ** laughing **
Mami: Dayo, where’s the milk?
Dayo: I ate it all.
Mami: Whyareyouplayingwithmyfeelinngs? Ijustwantacupofcoffee.Whyareeyouthisway? Whycantyoujusttellmewhereitiswithoutbeingsnarky?
Dayo: : bursts out laughing : I love when you do that. You sound like a little old lady.
Mami: I am a little old lady.
Dayo: No you’re not! You’re only 46.
Mami: I am in my 49th year of life.
Dayo: ** curls up ** I can’t believe that.
Mami: I’m just keeping very fresh. In ten months I will begin my 50th year of life, and shortly after you will be 18… and then it’s all over for you and all this togetherness. Life begins at 50. I won’t spend my 30s and most of my 40s stuck in a house with you AND my 50s. as well. I am going to go out and roam without you.
Dayo: *** pouts ***
Mami: Come here lemme kiss that cute dimple.